Last weekend, the 22nd round match of the Ukrainian championship between Vorskla Poltava and Dynamo Kyiv ended in a convincing 5-1 victory for Oleksandr Shovkovskyi's team. Before the match, one of Vorskla's fans met three Dynamo players in a shop: Andrii Yarmolenko, Oleksandr Karavayev and Heorhii Bushchan.
Yarmolenko: "We are here at the bottling plant. What will you drink?"
Fan: "I'll have a beer, can I have one? Beer from Andrii Yarmolenko. The forecast for the match is 2:2. Is that okay? The audience will be happy".
Yarmolenko: "Let us win 3-2, it's fine for you, the viewers will watch interesting football, and we will get 3 points in our pocket."
Fan: "You will score, but 2:2 will be fine..."
Yarmolenko: "Why do you care? You're in the middle, you don't care. Neither there nor there, nowhere, it won't help. 3-2, the fans will be happy."
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